Best Way to Torture People

Best way to Torture people (don't actually do it)(Meant for laughter)(not for real)(DON'T DO IT)
1. Use a sharp knife and cut each layer of skin
2. Hang them on a rope above a tank full of piranhas and slowly cut the rope
3. Put them in a in a electrical chair (scary)
4. Put Nails Under the person blanket
5. (need 2 people) 1 person stretches his eye out the other poke the eye with a needle
6. Cover the person with blood and ketchup and throw them in the water full of sharks
7. Tie up his hands and feet, take off his sock and tickle the person feet until they die.